The results of the Kenton Foundation Official Poll are in. It turns out that 78% of United Statesians over the age of seventeen spend New Year’s Eve totally drunk. And that’s just the people over seventeen.
These same people, in their drunken bliss, make all sorts of grand resolutions about how they’re going […]
Genius. I have a genius idea. How about you do whatever I tell you? And we can start with this – whenever you’re hungry, don’t eat. And whenever you’re stuffed, eat another full meal.
What? That sounds stupid? Doesn’t make any sense? Why would you do such an idiotic […]
I thought I’d write this Zen Helper appropriately early. You know, sort of be at the forefront of the ‘extended Christmas season’. Set a new record.
Foolish me.
Unfortunately, numerous people in my general vicinity have beaten me to the punch. By about three weeks. Yes, my title was squashed by two families […]
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